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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
R.I.P. Spanish Johnny (1971-2010)
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Fuck off, Johnnyheads.
I'm done.
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
And You Thought You Got Lots Of Pussy...
Friday, August 13, 2010
Hysterical!
Just what television needs: another comedy about cancer...
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Monday, August 2, 2010
Fuck Yeah, She Does
It's about goddamn time...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Good Fucking Riddance
R.I.P., you prick.
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Monday, July 12, 2010
Chilax...
Hate to break it to you, but you're an asshole if you've ever used that term before.
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